I had a lesson booked with a pupil this afternoon. I’d texted him in the week to make sure he was OK for it, and got no reply. I texted again this afternoon about 30 minutes before I was due to pick him up. I get a phone call a few minutes later…
Him: Oh. Hello. How are you doing?
Me: Fine thanks. You?
Him: Yeah, great. Um. I’ve moved house, did you know that?
Me: Erm. No. For me to know that, you have to tell me, and you didn’t.
Why aren’t guns legal over here? They’d come in handy sometimes.