Isle of Man to Introduce HPT

The Isle of ManI found this story on Manx Radio.

From April this year, those sitting the theory test in IOM will have to do a computerised section on spotting hazards. The legislation has yet to be approved by Tynwald – that’s the IOM Parliament – but April isn’t far away, so this looks like it is a long way towards being implemented.

The test would be administered by the Department of Education and Children.

The HPT (Hazard Perception Test) was not popular over here, though personally I never had a problem with it and I still don’t. It’s definitely better than nothing at all, and it makes people think. In fact, most of the moaning came from people who couldn’t do it – which doesn’t automatically make it wrong, does it?

Louth Driving Test & Leisure Centre

Louth, LincolnshireThis report in the Louth Leader online newspaper says that the local test centre could be re-opened in an office in the local leisure centre.

I looked up the story and discovered that Louth was scheduled to close in January this year. The nearest alternative test centre was 17 miles away at Grimsby. Typically, a load of ADIs opposed it and came up with some ridiculous estimates of how much extra it would cost pupils to take their tests there – something like their life savings, an extra 20 hours of lessons (that one is a real claim, by the way), and several body organs. These claims were grossly exaggerated, as usual – particularly the one about how many extra hours it would take.

Naturally, someone in local government is anxious to make a name for themselves and is fighting the corner. Cllr Pauline Watson is even offering to pay the rent on the room at the leisure centre for a year – a gesture which I’m certain isn’t intended to try and belittle the DSA.

I wonder if Cllr Watson has considered the extra risks associated with having learners driving around a leisure centre, where I would imagine there are kids? The Meridian centre has a swimming pool, a leisure pool with flume, and child care facilities (i.e. it’s a creche) – amongst other things. If it’s anywhere near the same as the leisure centres around here, there will be kids everywhere.

And Cllr Watson wants driving school cars hanging around?

The best part is that these ADIs have said:

It is standard practice to have lessons on the roads used by test centres

Actually, it might be common  practice, but it is far from being standard. If people can drive – if they’re taught properly – they don’t need to spend much time around the test centre at all.

The idea of driving school cars messing about in a leisure centre car park – it’s “standard practice”, remember – makes your toes curl! These people don’t mess about, you know. There would be so many of them crawling over the place that there wouldn’t be anywhere for the centre users to park.

Even if Cllr Watson hasn’t considered this, I would be very surprised if the DSA didn’t either.

Imitation – The Sincerest Form Of Flattery

I did a trackback using my web traffic data and found a link on someone’s blog (who links to this one) to another blog.

Bart Simpson - PlagiarismNow, I would hope that this blog has maybe inspired a few other people to set one up of their own - whatever walks of life they might come from. But I was a bit surprised to find one which has almost the same name as mine, and which seemed to draw on some of my articles for its own content. It even has a similar tagline.

I wonder if I should be flattered or offended?

I think I’ll go with the first one. After all, it might just be a complete coincidence – there are bound to be common topics in this business.

On the subject of plagiarism though, I once went round to a friends house to fix his son’s computer. I had to wait while the lad printed off his homework – it was the entire Wikipedia page about Shakespeare. The worrying thing is that he probably got an A for it.

As for web forums, people seem to think that cut-and-paste or just linking to articles somehow reflects on their own knowledge and intelligence. Weeeell… it does… because in most cases - if you trouble to follow the link and digest the content (or find the full article they cut-and-pasted from) - you inevitably find that they simply haven’t understood what they’ve posted or linked to. In many cases, they clearly haven’t even read it, let alone understood it.

Plagiarism, simple copying, or verbatim answers often provide a useful insight into what – and how - people think.

Test Pass: 2/3/2011

Tick!Well done to Tracy, who passed with just 3 driver faults this afternoon.

She couldn’t have left it any more late – her theory test certificate was due to run out tomorrow, and this test booking was a cancellation which came about due to all the snow we had at the end of last year.

Don’t forget to tell your insurance company you passed!

That’s six in a row for me at the moment.

Jamie’s Dream School

Jamie's Dream SchoolI just caught the tail end of this new Channel 4 series – you can watch it on 4oD.

The series synopsis is as follows: Jamie Oliver brings together some of Britain’s most inspirational individuals to see if they can persuade 20 young people who’ve left school with little to show for the experience to give education a second chance.

It doesn’t actually say much about the “young people” involved. After seeing this first episode, it hammered home to me why I decided that a career in teaching was not for me! These “young people” were the reason.

To be fair, they know they’re on TV and it’s probably the most exciting thing that has happened – or ever will happen – in their lives. So they’re most likely behaving even more brattishly than they did when they were at school the first time. They all talk at the same time in squealy chav voices, and won’t shut up.

One of the specialist teachers (David Starkey, a renowned historian) was slated by the “headmaster” for trying to deal with the little hooligans head on. It seems the only acceptable way to teach them is to give them lots of expensive treats and lavish lessons – how many schools can afford to ship in mediaeval jousting shows, and whole dead pigs for biology classes? Why waste the money on these useless morons? The Guardian’s review is typically right-on.

I’ll keep an eye on this one. Looks interesting. Next week, Simon Callow appears to lose his temper with them.

IQ Test Required To Get A Driving Licence?

I think this might be a little tongue-in-cheek judging from some of the stories on there [link removed, as now dead], but wouldn’t it be good if it were true and spread over to the UK?

In an effort to make driving less of a headache, the State of Colorado passed a law requiring an IQ exam as part of the driving test.

In order to obtain a drivers license in the State of Colorado, and IQ of at least 120 is required.

“We find that many traffic incidents and traffic jams are caused by sheer stupidity,” said El Paso County Sherriff Terry Maketa.

Lawmakers decided that if there were fewer stupid people on the road, there would be fewer stupidity-related incidents.

“I just want to be able to go skiing without hitting traffic caused by idiots who don’t know how to drive,” commented Representative Doug Lamborn.

It made me smile.

What IQ is required to get a driving licence?

Someone found the blog on that term (the spelling suggests it was an American query). Unfortunately, anything down to 0 (zero) is sufficient from what I’ve seen in the UK.

In America, I think negative numbers are allowed. And in some states, as long as you carry a spare pack of Pampers (diapers) in the boot (trunk) age isn’t a restriction, either.

Women’s Motor Insurance To Rise In 2012

The Sun has its own unique angle on the story reported below. Apparently, girls are driven crazy by the new insurance laws.

Young women drivers face paying up to £4,300 more a year to cover their cars following the ruling

It says. Well, you’ve got to take the rough with the smooth. If you want equal pay – irrespective of whether or not you have equal skills – you’ve got to expect equal bills and expenses, too.

Women under 26, who are considered ‘safer’ drivers by insurance companies than their male counterparts will have their rates hitched 25 per cent by 12 December 2012.

I’ll repeat what I said in the last post on this topic: women drivers have accidents .

Once and for all, let’s stop pretending women are perfect out there on the roads. They make mistakes – different ones to men due to their biological spatial awareness problems – and they cause problems on the roads.

On my way to a lesson today a female driver stopped abruptly in the middle of a junction on a 40mph road in free-moving traffic – completely free-moving – to flash a white van turning right (he was waiting in the designated right turn lane). It forced me to both brake to a stop in front of the white line and worry that the lights would change and trigger the camera. She hadn’t a clue what was going on behind her. The white van had no right of way whatsoever, but she gave it to him unnecessarily and caused potentially serious problems,

Then this afternoon on a roundabout, a woman driver did what bad drivers do and remained in the right hand lane as long as she could (all along a long boulevard) to turn right, and then swung across into the other lane (also going right) at the last moment. She, too, hadn’t a clue what was going on in that lane or behind her. She should have stayed in lane and merged – not try to slam into other road users.

In both cases, the only reason an accident didn’t happen was the other driver – in this case, me.

The point here is not that only women do this. The point is that women do it as well, so stop bleating about this perfectly sensible change to the insurance laws. The only reason women have had it so good for so long is as a result of positive discrimination designed to swing the scales away from men. The problem was, the scales swung too far – now they’re swinging back a little.

Women’s Motor Insurance WILL Rise!

Female DriverJust saw the newsflash on BBC – the EU has ruled that gender CANNOT be taken into account when calculating insurance premiums.

It will apply from 1 December 2012.

I’ll edit this post as the story comes through properly.

OK, here’s the first BBC report about it.

Some of the comments are interesting – and laughable. This one from someone called ‘compliancegeek’ especially so:

What a ludicrous ruling. How can insurers effectively price risk and how can consumers get a fair deal if insurers can’t take critical factors into account? It’s like saying a 60 year old driver with a perfect no claims record should pay the same a 17 year old new driver!!

Indeed, most of the comments seem to make an automatic connection with age. Oh, and bananas, of course. They’re simply incapable of looking at this logically (and this seems especially true of all the indignant women out there).

New drivers are ALL capable of having accidents – men AND women. Those who have them will see their insurance skyrocket (in the true sense of the word). People really need to stop pretending to themselves that women don’t have accidents or drive like idiots. Some of them do, and that’s why they should be paying the same premiums as everyone else.

Likewise, not ALL young males have accidents – it’s just as “unfair” to sting them with higher premiums as it apparently is to sting women with them. A uniform approach is the answer.

With age comes experience – and lower premiums.

Older Drivers Again

This one is a letter written to lohud.com – an online newspaper serving part of New York. A commonsense opinion, I would say:

I am approaching my senior years and have many senior-citizen friends who insist on driving their cars well into their 80s. I do believe that some of my dear friends should not be on the road. My position is, anyone who wants to continue driving should take a repeat driver’s test after the age of 75. I don’t think I am taking away any of their rights; I am just thinking about safety on the highways and streets.

A friend of mine is having eye surgery and is well into her 80s. She is still driving her car, partially impaired. I think she should take a cab. Another older man has a truck that he insists he will drive until he dies. I think this is wrong. Give senior citizens an exam to test their ability to follow the rules of the road. Some seniors are terrific drivers, but some are not.

We worry about drunken drivers; let’s take good care of our senior drivers by protecting them too.

One of the comments posted made me laugh:

My uncle is 99, still drives his SUV and hasn’t had an accident in 6 weeks…

Seriously, though, the author makes a good point. The problem is often attitude – just as a young person thinks it is their right to drive and to go fast, older drivers think it’s their right to keep on driving even though they simply can’t see or think properly.

HID Headlights Condemned

Another Autoblog article reports that its readers have criticised the use of HID headlights.

HID LightsHID stands for high intensity discharge. HID (or xenon) lamps are more efficient than other types and can be made smaller. They require a high-voltage pulse to “ignite” and they run typically with an 85 volt supply, so that means a power pack – or “ballast”.

The companies who make them, and those who fit them, claim that they are more eco-friendly than halogen or tungsten bulbs. The bulbs themselves may well be – but the additional electronics will have a carbon footprint which simply doesn’t occur with the other types. I wish people would tell the whole story when they start talking eco-babble.

The only problem I have with HID bulbs is that out of the corner of your eye they frequently appear blue (they have a bluish tinge anyway, but sometimes it can be reddish depending on the angle you’re seeing them from), and I sometimes have to do a double-take to make sure it isn’t an emergency vehicle. Personally, I feel that something which takes peoples eyes off the road like that could have safety implications.

The report quotes the AA, who think that people may be getting “dangerous” mixed up with “don’t like”. After all, HIDs are most commonly fitted to high-end cars (or retro-fitted to pratmobiles). I think they’re probably right – Autoblog simply ran a survey, and these are notorious for producing opinion- instead of fact-based results. Just because people “think” something is dangerous doesn’t mean it is.

The article also deals with the issue of daytime running lights. Again, I don’t have a personal gripe, but I think the EU argument about them being safer is flawed. When only a few people drive around with their lights on (motorcyclists and cyclists) you tend to see them. When everyone rides around with them on then you just get used to lots of lights.