A Polite Moose?

A funny story from the BBC about a moose dropping into someone’s basement in America. The homeowner is quoted:

She was absolutely the most polite, gracious beast that you could have in your house.

Each to their own, I guess. My attention was drawn to those little black things all over the rug, so I Googled “moose droppings”. They look like this.

I suppose the moose didn’t make off with the family silver, so in one respect you could say it was “polite”*.

I’m only kidding, though. It’s a fun story.

*No moose (or anyone else) were harmed in the writing of this article.